Creative Writing

2009-01-08T06:44:00.000-08:00

Meridian Manor, a place said to be a final resting place for the elderly. A place where needs are met, and comfort is found. For the most part this is true. The food they serve in this home for the old is excellent and delicious. Compared to most nursing homes though, the wages the staff in the kitchen receive is very low compared to most. In other sites of nursing homes, the workers receive $9 an hours, where as Meridian Manor hands out a measly $7 and hours. Even after working there for 2 years you would only receive $8 dollars an hour. The work hours at Meridian are exceptional to say in the least. The latest you would have to work too is 7:00 PM, sounds easy enough. These hours leave you plenty of free time afterwards, but this also hinders your pay check quality. All in all Meridian Manor is a fun and interesting place to work at, 4/5.

The Chicken fight- family guy

2008-12-17T17:45:00.000-08:00

Peter goes up to the cash register, and trys to give the coupon to the clerk. The coupon ends up being expired, so Peter flips out at the chicken that gave him the coupon. They scene begins with both Peter and the Chicken beating the living crap out of each other. They end up in many different places, like at the store, on a car, on a helicopter, and on top of a building. They keep on fighting till the roof scene, then they fall, and Peter makes the chicken take the force. Peter then proceeds to walk away in the sunset. The chicken then opens his eyes too reveal that he is not dead.
Peter breaks through the window, tackling the chicken. The chicken pecks and punches him. Truck goes by, and the chicken is pushed on top. Some how the truck comes back and peter jumps on it and fighting contiues. Truck falls off the bridge and destroys a boat that was under it. They escape on a helicopter that is flying over head. They land in a office by going through a window. Peter thinks he is finished by beating the chickens head in a copier machine. They fall through a window, but the chicken takes the impact. Then Peter walks away in the sun set, but the chicken is still alive.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jpoki4wBwtA

classes

2008-12-03T17:58:00.000-08:00

#1
Creative Writing

Writing Creatively now

isnt a very hard thing

#2
MO PRO Sucks hard, Blah

Wish that it could be easy, please

I rather would chill

#3
Spanish not so bad

Bueno ¿Como té llamas?

¿Si? Not so bad now

(Hint another class i have is TAing for the office)

2008-11-20T04:43:00.000-08:00

Happy Mario Kart Day!!!! Yes folks, Mario Kart day. This holiday celebrates one of the best and most fun video games made. In honor of this day, you have to play at least one of the fabulous games. Whether it be the classic N64 version, or one of the newer ones, like the one of the Wii. This holiday was created in April 12, 20008. This is a new holiday, because when mario kart on the Wii came out, they made it so you can go online and play with others across the world. The history of Mario Kart dates back to 1992 when super mario kart was made, also a great game. This holiday is for people who like racing, and love mario games. Happy Mario Kart Day!

#6 Nail Biting

2008-11-12T13:08:00.000-08:00

Greetings fellow people, I give you one of the most annoying habits known to man. The nail biter. Nail Biting is a way people relive stress, a nervous reaction if you will. I ask you though, why would someone want to start biting their nails off? For people who are germaphobic, nails arent the cleanest spot to be biting. Plus you have no finger nail left after you are done doing so. Aren't nails there to protect you finger tips, which is one of the more sensitive spots on your body? Yes, so why would you bite it off? Then people spit the nail out, I hate it, and im sure others do to. So help me now stop this annoying habit by voting for the law against nail biting to be passed. Punishable by a slap on the wrist if they choose to violate this law. If further violated, then a slap on the head. If nail biter continues to resist, police will take matters into thier own hands.

2008-10-29T16:48:00.000-07:00

This little creature is called a Cainary. The Cainary is a canary mixed with a dog. It has the head of a dog, but the body of a canary. The Cainary lives in the woods. It makes nests on the ground and on the trees, depending on the season. The Cainary is a omnivore, meaning it eats both meat and non-living nutrition, It mostly likes to eat seeds though. The Cainary is a very rare bird. They are only located in the U.S. in the western parts. There are also different types of Cainaries, but they live in different parts of the world. The Cainary is a more aggressive animal, but also a great companion, taking after the dog. All in all the Cainary is a magnificent animal, and would be a great pet for all.

# 4 the chair/table

2008-10-23T20:01:00.000-07:00

This my friends is the largest chair and counter setting in the world. The table alone stands around 50 ft off the ground. The Chair stands at about 70 ft. Why wouldn't one want a chair as big as this. You could use a ladder to go on top of it and scream to the world that i own the largest chair and table in the world. You could use it to get away from people, who would chase after you up a chair like that. You could do almost nothing and everything with this table setting.As you can see no normal person could sit on this bad boy, no. This chair was meant for you. As you may well know, considering its about 20 times the size of a normal table setting, the going price will start at 1180! This amazing price, not including shipping or handling, will be yours for said price of 1180. This is an offer not to refuse, so hurry before this chair/table of the gods is gone. Ladder is not included, if you are in an act of being chased, it is not advised to climb this chair. Forms of death and destruction due to the table setting is not our fault.

Too be honest, i would never buy something like this. It would be so pointless i wouldn't know what to do with it. On the other hand though, who else does own a chair like that? It would just be cool to have though, not much else.

# 3

2008-09-23T16:01:00.000-07:00

The first few moments before a storm are very tranquil. You see the clouds towering overhead, you can just smell the mist and specific smell before it hits. Then BOOM! Hear the thunder bellowing across the land. Then the pitter patter of the droplets of water falling from the sky on to your window as you gaze out of it thinking of the wonder it holds. There is something calming about a storm. The beauty of it all is when it is still sunny, but raining at the same time. Its like bright sparkles falling from the sky, creating a harmonizing surrounding. Though there may be peace involved with a storm, there can also be chaos. Riveting winds, and deadly lighting can strike at any moment leaving the watcher in total terror. Then a destructive tornado may also hit causing devastating damage to all in its path. A storm has many qualities. It can be dark and ominous. Or it can be calm and beautiful. A storm can be either, but the peace and serenity is what i would much rather prefer.

#2 007

2008-09-17T19:31:00.000-07:00

The names Bond, James Bond. Yes that's right 007. I work as spy in SIS, otherwise known as MI6. Ive been on many missions, and i have a licence to kill. I'm not going to lie, i also have a way with the ladies. Ive been around for about 50 some years, and am not planning on quitting yet. I have a top secret mission coming up labeled: Quantum of Solace. The mission is about how i must take down General Greene, while avoiding CIA, Terrorists, and even M, my employer. I have also decided that blond, instead of black, is more my hairstyle, it makes me look younger.

The life of a spy can be invigorating, and dangerous. You always need a plan for things. Never trust anyone, anyone could be out to get you. Of course there is always a bit of fun in the job, like the explosions, the fighting, the ladies, you get the picture. Over and out.

# 1

2008-09-09T18:30:00.000-07:00

Musicians: This is a picture representing one of the greatest rock bands in history, Led Zeppelin. This picture also represents Stairway to Heaven, one of there more recognizable songs. Another good song by Led Zeppelin was Rock and Roll, Black dog, Kashmir, Battle of Evermore, and many more. Led Zeppelin is one of my favorite bands, mostly because i like rock, but also because there music is nice and relaxing and is just plain good. The band was formed in 1968, and the music is still popular today. Although Led Zeppelin is gone a tribute band is coming out called Zed Leppelin, who sound much like the original. Led Zeppelin was one of the first band that i had gotten into, and remains a favorite.

My Peers: Led Zeppelin, yes the one that has been on news break alot, is one of the greatest rock bands in history. They ranked just below the Beatles, and The Rolling Stones, also great bands, in the rock hall of fame. They are best known for Stairway to Heaven, which is a great song to listen to while you chill and do homework. Led Zeppelin is one of my favorite bands, and so as you can see I'm into rock and roll, not so much rap. They've been around since the 70's until the drummer John Boham died from choking on his own vomit from drinking too much. After that they have been in and out with each other over the years. Zed Leppelin, a tribute band, is on my list for concerts to see, so I'm hoping that they go on tour in honor of Led Zeppelin.