Wednesday, October 29, 2008

This little creature is called a Cainary. The Cainary is a canary mixed with a dog. It has the head of a dog, but the body of a canary. The Cainary lives in the woods. It makes nests on the ground and on the trees, depending on the season. The Cainary is a omnivore, meaning it eats both meat and non-living nutrition, It mostly likes to eat seeds though. The Cainary is a very rare bird. They are only located in the U.S. in the western parts. There are also different types of Cainaries, but they live in different parts of the world. The Cainary is a more aggressive animal, but also a great companion, taking after the dog. All in all the Cainary is a magnificent animal, and would be a great pet for all.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

# 4 the chair/table

This my friends is the largest chair and counter setting in the world. The table alone stands around 50 ft off the ground. The Chair stands at about 70 ft. Why wouldn't one want a chair as big as this. You could use a ladder to go on top of it and scream to the world that i own the largest chair and table in the world. You could use it to get away from people, who would chase after you up a chair like that. You could do almost nothing and everything with this table setting.As you can see no normal person could sit on this bad boy, no. This chair was meant for you. As you may well know, considering its about 20 times the size of a normal table setting, the going price will start at 1180! This amazing price, not including shipping or handling, will be yours for said price of 1180. This is an offer not to refuse, so hurry before this chair/table of the gods is gone. Ladder is not included, if you are in an act of being chased, it is not advised to climb this chair. Forms of death and destruction due to the table setting is not our fault.

Too be honest, i would never buy something like this. It would be so pointless i wouldn't know what to do with it. On the other hand though, who else does own a chair like that? It would just be cool to have though, not much else.