Thursday, October 23, 2008

# 4 the chair/table

This my friends is the largest chair and counter setting in the world. The table alone stands around 50 ft off the ground. The Chair stands at about 70 ft. Why wouldn't one want a chair as big as this. You could use a ladder to go on top of it and scream to the world that i own the largest chair and table in the world. You could use it to get away from people, who would chase after you up a chair like that. You could do almost nothing and everything with this table setting.As you can see no normal person could sit on this bad boy, no. This chair was meant for you. As you may well know, considering its about 20 times the size of a normal table setting, the going price will start at 1180! This amazing price, not including shipping or handling, will be yours for said price of 1180. This is an offer not to refuse, so hurry before this chair/table of the gods is gone. Ladder is not included, if you are in an act of being chased, it is not advised to climb this chair. Forms of death and destruction due to the table setting is not our fault.

Too be honest, i would never buy something like this. It would be so pointless i wouldn't know what to do with it. On the other hand though, who else does own a chair like that? It would just be cool to have though, not much else.

3 comments:

Semper Fi Kind of Love said...

I'm stuck on this specific item. I would be much more interested if you would have told me that it was an "Alice in Wonderland" chair. One that could shrink and grow to fit my house. I don't know where I would put such a chair. Though the idea of standing on the top and screaming about the chair is highly appealing. The cost is good. I might just take it.

Zoolander said...

I loved how you made it sound just as it is. No magic powers (like alpha amber wolf) just a huge ass chair and table). I agree its totally pointless and probably some art piece in some hipi field, but im confused on the price. I think it should be more outrageously priced to give that i must have it because its sooooo expensive feel. Enjoyable to read nice work.

Deck said...

Perhaps we are waiting for the return of Paul Bunyan.